Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Jesus Visits His Disciples, but Thomas needs proof
- I can never believe Jesus he always lies.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Thomas looks like crap
- Come on it's like 8 in the morning..... I haven't even done my hair...
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "A way to find a good Plumber at a decent price"
- I was a plumber for like 5 months all I can is put in toilets....
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Thomas wants to come full circle"
- Umm Okay....
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Thomas does not practice Saturday"
- Well I was busy sleeping I'll get around to my guitar sooner or later...
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Thomas hates his job"
- Well I don't have a job but my last one sure was boring staring at a computer for four hours a day.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Thomas asks about bush's torture approval"
- These are the kind of things I look for in a president.
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Thomas goes fishing" (YES! I've been wait for this!)
- So I hear you like fishin'?
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Thomas likes people's ears"
- Can't help it. If I see a woman with a hot pair of ears it's on.
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Thomas eats ALL 32 Flavors of ice cream."
- Yeah, what now! Who's fat?
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Thomas wears a kilt!"
- It's hot out there and if you jump up in the air you get the nicest breeze when you come down. It also clears rooms when I do it for some reason....
I have no one to tag but if you read this you should do it's amazing!
Devious Comments
That is an uncanny coincidence, that the topic of fishing just happened to come up...
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